Have you checked the weather lately for Phoenix? High today of ninety-four. Tomorrow? Ninety-seven. It is that time of year when boys and girls city wide prepare for what my friends here affectionately call swamp ass. It is when your butt never dries out. Like a swamp. It is very uncomfortable. Even moisture wicking undies can't keep up with the sweat. So wherever you are in the world, be happy. Because you could be swamp assin' it for SIX MONTHS like those of us in the Valley of the Sun.
Side Dish II: I am going to Vegas in June. That's right, Vegas, Baby! This blog is going on the road, via the unfriendly skies. Be prepared. Be very prepared.
It doesn't have a lot of trees, animals, or any big lakes, but it does have its perks. Sunshine every day and a daily forecast of warm or hot. This has two benefits. One, getting dressed is a snap. Two, every day is sandal day! Arizona isn't perfect, but it is where we are currently calling home. We are just two youngsters from the Midwest, trying to survive in the desert. And this is our story.
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